Ellen’s Steamiest Moments


[music playing]
Here’s what I want
to talk about today.
I want to talk to
all of you about sex.
[? yeah, i know, ?] have a
couple drinks and see where it
goes.
It’s [inaudible] was like, yo,
your penis is on the internet.
[laughter]
Mm-hm.
It wasn’t as, like, bad as I
thought it was going to be.
[laughter]
Yeah.
I’m no expert, but I
heard that it was good.
[laughter]
You’ve had many lovers.
So many.
Oh, my god.
[laughter]
Those were the days when I
wasn’t sexually frustrated.
Right.
Three things you’d find
in your nightstand?
Toothpaste, tampons,
and condoms.
[laughter]
In your nightstand?
That’s [? what i said. ?]
Wow.
We want to see how well you
know your own fragrance.
So we put some of your
perfume on some hunks.
I think right here.
We’re back with Sally
Field and Max Greenfield.
[cheering]
Name three names
for your lady parts.
Mini Moo, vajayjay, and a pizza.
[laughter]
Never, ever have I joined
the mile high club.
[cheering]
[cheering]
Name three places,
besides the bedroom,
where you’ve been intimate.
Nowhere, nowhere, and a car.
Never have I ever
texted at nude selfie.
[cheering]
I don’t know what you’re doing.
The Golden Globe
statue is round.
Name three other
things that are round.
The Earth, my balls.
[laughter]
[cheering]

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