Game of Thrones Hotline for Confused Fans


>>”GAME OF THRONES” IS THE MOST
POPULAR SHOW ON TELEVISION, BUT
WITH SO MANY CHARACTERS, PLOTS
AND LOCATIONS, IT CAN BE
DIFFICULT TO KEEP TRACK OF
WHAT’S GOING ON.
NOW THERE’S HELP WITH “GAME OF
PHONES.”
FOR JUST 2.19 A MINUTE OUR
CERTIFIED EXPERT WILL GIVE YOU
THE ANSWERS YOU CAN TRUST.
>>GAME OF PHONES.
>>WHO POISONED KING JOFFREY?
>>NO ONE DID.
IT TURNED OUT TO BE A BAD CLAM.
REMEMBER, YOU HAVE TO TAP THE
SHELLS TO MAKE SURE THEY ARE
ALIVE BEFORE YOU COOK THEM.
IT’S CLAM 101.
>>NO QUESTION IS TOO AWKWARD.
>>I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY BROTHER.
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
>>NOTHING.
IT’S ILLEGAL AND IMMORAL TO ACT
ON THOSE FEELINGS.
ON THE OTHER HAND, IF HE’S HOT,
GO FOR IT.
GAME OF PHONES, HOW CAN I HELP
>>YOU TOO PERSONAL.
>>GAME OF PHONES, HOW CAN I
HELP YOU.
>>I THINK I HAVE GRAY SCALE.
>>ARE YOUR GENITALS TENDER AND
SWOLLEN.
THAT CHLAMYDIA.
>>GAME OF PHONES, CAN I HELP
YOU?
>>TOO INTRICATE.
>>GAME OF PHONES.
>>I WANTED TO ASK MAZZIE
WILLIAMS HOW THE WHOLE
FACE-SWAPPING THINGS WORKS.
>>OKAY.
I’LL GO AND GET HER.
>>OKAY.
I’LL HOLD.
>>HI.
THAT’S ME.
YES, FIRST, YOU START OFF BY
CUTTING OFF THE FACE.
>>OR TOO INTRUSIVE.
>>COULD I HAVE YOUR HBO GO
PASSWORD.
>>NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
>>IS IT HODOR.
>>OF A [ BLEEP ].
>>OUR FRIENDLY OPERATORS ARE
HERE TO HELP.
>>GAME OF PHONES, HOW CAN I
HELP.
>>I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I
HATE YOU.
YOU ARE SICK, AND YOU ARE JUST
AWFUL.
>>YOU KNOW I HAVE CALLER I.D.
SEE YOU SOON, GARY.
GAME OF PHONES, HOW CAN I HELP.
>>AND GIVE YOU CLARITY.
>>YES, WHEN SIR DAVOS GOT HIS
PENIS GOT CUT OFF.
>>DAVOS HAD HIS FINGERTIPS KEPT
OFF.
HIS PENIS IS FINE.
>>I’M PRETTY SURE HE GOT HIS
PENIS CUT OFF.
>>MY PEEN SIS PERFECT.
YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU MY
PENIS.
WHAT?
>>GAME OF PHONES.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
>>A SMALL BUT DIABOLICAL CLAUSE
IN THEIR CONTRACT REQUIRES THEM
TO MAN OUR PHONE BANKS AND CULT
GEORGE’S LAWN.
DON’T WALK BUT RUN TO YOUR PHONE
TODAY TO GAME OF PHONES.
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