PUBG Trailer (BTS)


Hey guys, it’s BTS! Had to do it where no one could find me You know what I said? Yeah, you said what’s up guys? I love Paco Can’t read my lips? “Hey guys, it’s BTS!” I hate you Roku you ready for Higacon? (Not a thing) You guys excited for a great day of filming? Mm-hmm, but not for Higacon *Constipated sounds* What Come on! Higacon dude! Look at it! *Boop* Gross that is fake *blows* *Laughs* Are you guys ready for Higacon? ‘I’m ready’. It’s stuck I got a booth I’mma have a meat and greet Where you just bring meat and you greet it Like Steaks, hamburgers, chicken Got it *Will nodding to invisible meat* (What do you think we should wear Paco?) Nothing we’re nothing dude just like in the game. You know there’s naked people derrick, be naked right now go *snaps* (wOaH) *Laughs* Hey guys what are we about to do? Gun Trick shots No we’re filming the first scene of the day I gave you one of those already No you didn’t! Flash back to this Bout’ to shoot the FIRST scene of the day! See! Flashback Mint? *From how to be gangster 2.0* Mint? Now you can reference that *Paco lightly slaps Derrick* reference dat Reference this *lightly slaps camera* Reference this *KiLls deRRiCk WItH gUn* Ow Here you go *gives gun to Derrick* Okay *Paco laughs* *Rad Music* *Music continues* *Derrick is the terminator* *Music continues* *Tongue Skill lvl 6900* *Music continues* We’re here at Lee Canyon which is like- (Hey guys it’s BTS!) A Eur- A Euro I mean uh I mean an hour away. (were you here when we did minecraft?) No, this is my first time here Fun Fact, this is also Paco’s first unofficial trailer he’s a part of Fun Fact two, This is actually called leaky Canyon Fun Fact three, Will’s pretty cool And Ryan’s about to go to school cuz you know I got them bars cuz I- my rap skills can take me real far yeah, and uh December through March you’re not supposed to park or uh your car will get towed and it’s gonna suck Fo sho uh So yeah don’t park on the road, or you- your flank will get towed Filming, the last scene of the video, but we’re not even close to finishing filming That’s right guys we’re filming in different orders. Guys my outfit makes me look like I’m in BTS and I’m not talking about behind the scenes *Your outfit makes me wanna throw up* (Paco is impressed) OoOoOooOoOhHhhhh Yeah, Ollie Nice good job. All you gotta do is revive me now. Just press *THUD* Cut (Everyone laughs) (Inaudible) *RYAN TO THE RESCUE!!!* Oh great you made it Yeah If you revi-*blows raspberry* my bad dude Oh dood All you gotta do is press *LOUDER THUD* *Ryan shocked AF* *laughs* Dude, dude your neck! (F, press F) Oh, F oh *Silly noob ryan don’t you know that the spacebar is not the right button to loot in Player Unknown Battle Grounds A.K.A PUBG. You should be pressing F like your fellow gamer Paco. Silly boy.* I don’t know *Farts* *Laughs* *Grunts* IM HIT! *Grunts some more* My knees! *laughs* *What is he doing?* Does anyone need a extra 556? *awkward silence* Okay AaAAaAaaaAaAhhHhHhHhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! *laughs* i ran out of breath *Wild Card Appears* Ow, what the? Just don’t touch it Yeah you never heard the song? Da Ba Dee Da Boo Die *Ryan starts a party* Im bLuE Da BoO dEE Da Bo0 Di- *Derrick Voice* Rap video cuz you know I got them bars cuz I my rap skills can take me real far *Will is die* Cut *laughs* That’s always Will’s death voice *Star Wars If It Was Taken Place Today; Will’s death scene* UuUugHhH Damn you look way cooler now Looks way cooler than your other one Derek’s dressed like a vandal, you look like a reversed Jabbawockeez (the evil one) *Will makes super lit music with his mouth* Damn how do you have the energy? there’s no oxygen up here You’re gonna be hella huffin’ and puffin’ dude Tired yeah? Nah, not even dude I’m good I’m great *Yeah right* *Cut’s part of when Paco was about to show his privates* No one can take you seriously right now EVERYONE BETTER TAKE ME SERIOUSLY Do it, STOP, Do it, STOP *giggling* *Sexual Harassment* Harassment Yeah, they’re objectifying me. Yeah, cuz that’s what we want to see I’m borrowing this from a friend. Yeah! Fun Story, Paco wears this naturally No I don’t! *Will nodding from a distance* *laughing* Hey Guys, it’s BTS! Freaking out man, it’s too hot we went filming in like 60 degree weather. It was nice shady (It’s 80 degrees) *laughs* It’s like comfortable weather I know, it feels like 110 I think I would quit too. If we had to film this four days shoot in 110 I think I would just say lets just- lets just scrap this idea It’s a wrap I’m outta here Wait no no no aye um You can’t drive that off why? there’s no dosias. I mean there’s no Maseratis in the game this doesn’t exist This isn’t a Maserati this is a dosia Dasia *vroom vroom* Alright let’s get outta here before the cops come Alrighty *Laughs* That’s a police car uh oh So Daina, how long did you spend on this joke? Umm, Five and a half hours :3 Five and a half hours? She was just gonna go HumMm Just not answer On this joke She made this Daina made this Yup She made this. She made those too? what does the keyboard do? Let me show you Action *Wonderful sound effects to make a song* *Derrick’s hit single starts* You know i got dem’ bars My rap skills can take me real far *Paco disapproves* HigaTEEVEE

100 comments

  1. One day,
    Paco is going to say, “Hey guy’s it’s BTS!”
    And he’s going to pan the camera to the side and reveal Bangtan Sonyeondan.

  2. I hope someone from the higa team reads this. The knockoff phone version of PUBG stole the sound bite from the beginning of the pubg fake trailer you did when paco talks about the rules of the game

  3. @warlock98 I havn't seen it cheaper than here https://www.g2a.com/playerunknowns-battlegrounds-pubg-steam-key-global-i10000035511002

  4. i can see that Ryan's face changed when paco said he can't drive Maserati here..He looks like he was uncomfortable to let people know that he owns Maserati. He wants to keep low profile

  5. And I just came here after listening to that da ba dee Da na die song for the first time … What a coincidence

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